January 2012
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'questions' i keep asking on omegle:
-carry on my incestuous sons, there’ll be pie when you are done.
-you are two incestuous brothers, i am a virgin angel. write a sex scene with all of us. you have pie and a ‘67 chevy impala as props. go.
-congratulations, you are now a registered minion. misha collins is your overlord. accept your fate, and sign up for GISHWHES next year.
Quick Supernatural Giveaway (Etsy) Happy New Year...
iansomerhalderforever:
WILL END AT MIDNIGHT ON 31ST DECEMBER 2011 I WILL SHIP WORLDWIDE!
MUST BE FOLLOWING ME
REBLOGS ONLY
THERE IS NO LIMIT ON THE NUMBER OF REBLOGS
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New Years Eve was as boring as heaven, I watched flies fuck on channel eleven....
– Private Eye- Alkaline Trio (via fyeahskiba)
December 2011
Dear homophobic people of the world,
librarysheek:
Love,
Fantastic people of the world
OMG THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES
Yo Mamma's so fat that even Azazel couldn't put...
heysammy:
people-all-grow-up-to-die:
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i just remembered that i had a dream last night...
it was pretty awesome. that is all.
When you tell your crush that you like them:
danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:
expectations
but this is their face in reality
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
never telling anybody that i like them ever again.
When you accidentally click on a link, and know...
As I read Texts From Last Night...I am torn...
death2normalcy:
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god it makes me nervous when my mom asks to use my...
especially since i practically have gay porn as my background, usually have my destiel fic up, along with destiel and wincest tumblr tags in my tabs.
im sure she’d be just THRILLED to know i like reading gay incest stories. she’d be like
and i’d be like..
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my god, how many followers am i going to lose on...
also lost a few friends on facebook. geez.
what is it hate-on-amanda week or something?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's...
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so my mom just walked into my room
Me: oh thank you for bringing in my clothes.
Her: your room smells like pot.
Me: its just sage. i have some oil burning now, but i just wanted to clear the smell.
Her: it smells like pot.
Me: its not. the sage is right there, you can smell it.
Her: your eyes look a little red.
Me: ppffffffttttt!
Her: it smells like pot. *leaves room.